i’m glad that you haven’t had many twinkies in your life, because a fun fact about me is that i have an irrational but very strong grudge against them. i don’t even know why i don’t like them, really, but they’re #1 on my list of most overrated dessert foods. i think part of it may be due to how everyone talks about how great they are, but when you have one it just tastes like disappointment.

anyway, i’m going to say you’d be in a command gold uniform, because i’d only trust someone who doesn’t like twinkies to be the captian of a ship

send me a fun fact about yourself and i’ll guess which division of starfleet you would be in